I'm contemplating the possibility of bestowing a title on myself.  You know, with regalia and such.  Why not?  It's a free country.  There are no rules about royalty here. I can be whoever I want to be.  So far, I'm thinking of Lady Judith or Empress Judy of Federal Way.  I'm also considering Countess or Dutchess.  I'm not really interested in Queen or Princess - far too English for an Irish girl.  What do you think of  The High Priestess  of Cats?  Coronation details to follow.