What would you put in a time capsule to be uncovered in 100 years? I've given this some thought as this is an item on my bucket list. Possibilities include:
l. A written ode to cats and their intrinsic value to society.
2. A Superbowl program to illustrate the twentieth century creation of a new feasting holiday.
3. A copy of George W. Bush's Harvard report card as proof that our nation elected a President with a 2.0 grade point average. Anything is possible in America.
4. A Charlie Sheen bowling shirt as an explanation for Adonis DNA.
5. A student loan bill to show how we encumber our children with debt and then offer no jobs for them when they graduate.
6. An X-Ray of Kim Kardasian's ass.
7. A copy of the Baltimore Catechism as evidence of a pre-computer era when people could and did memorize an entire book, word for word, one book for each grade, first through eighth.
8. A written salute to David Letterman: I wouldn't give his troubles to a "Monkey on a rock!"
9. A Starbuck's coffee card along with a Microsoft "Surface." Is it a coincidence that both were created in the Seattle area at around the same time? What is the true power of caffeine? For more information go to: Amazon.Com.
10. A library card to commemorate the pre-Kindle era.
More to follow, but not for a time as I will be traveling.
What would you include in your time capsule?
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